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..years ago, someone gave me a Nativity set for Christmas. (Did I tell you this story already? If so, I apologize. I'm getting old and senile.) Anyway, there were many small pieces to the Nativity set, much to the cats' delight. After Christmas, I found Wise Men under the dining room table, sheep in bedroom, etc., etc. I finally had found every piece of the Nativity set, except for the Baby Jesus. He was missing and nowhere to be found. I went ahead and put the rest of the set back in the box, and stored it away with my other ornaments and decorations.

Months later...March, was in the spring, I was cleaning house and talking to my friend Terri on the phone. Because I'm the multi-tasker like that. So, I'm cradling the phone between my chin and shoulder, running the dustmop over the hardwoods in the guest room, when all of a sudden, I heard a *clink* from underneath the piano. I bent over to investigate, when I realized what it was!

"I just found Jesus!", I shouted into the phone. After a few seconds of silence, Terri asked "you did?"
"Yeah, in the guest room! He was under the piano!"

I then realized, she did not understand it was Nativity Jesus, not the real deal.

We have since had a bunch of good laughs about finding Jesus in the guest room. If only more people knew to look under the piano, perhaps more souls could be saved.


Date: 2011-11-03 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
How have I never heard that story before??

Date: 2011-11-03 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I dunno! I could've sworn I'd shared it, but maybe not. Like I said, I'm old and senile!


Date: 2011-11-03 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Haha, I remember this story. It is still funny!!!
Edited Date: 2011-11-03 01:39 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-11-03 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That is hilarious! As is the auto correct!

Date: 2011-11-03 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
oh that's so funny!!!

And I love damnyouautocorrect!

Date: 2011-11-03 06:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile]
Oh, hallelujah! LOL!

Date: 2011-11-04 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh, I like that! Reminds me of one of my faves. When I sold lighting, a woman who bought from me told me one time that her house had burned, and she had to move in with her mother. And bring her three (3, count 'em) large dogs with her. Her son had the responsibility of picking up the poop in the back yard. When no one was in the house, the dogs had to be confined in the basement, where Grandma had quite a few things stored. Elizabeth warned her son not to let the dogs get into Grandma's nativity set. "Too late, Mom," he explained, "I found Joseph's head in the back yard."

Ew. Just ewwww...

Date: 2011-11-04 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
lol now thats funny!

Date: 2011-11-06 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I think I remember saying, "Well, you can find Jesus anywhere, I guess."

Date: 2011-11-06 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
LMAO. Luv this! That's a cute story.


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